I feel a natural attraction to all that is called "paranormal", ie the limits of reality: in fact I have always believed that the "normal" is just a small part and that there is a whole world of figate remains exclusive domain of some mystical wizard, or at least some deep knowledge of reality.
In However, the paranormal I've always imagined with special effects, and then séances, voices from beyond, objects moving by themselves and all that kind of things that make you drool when you're kid worse than a home movie-light red. On the other hand, when you grow up, more and more resigned to a sensory dullness and a general flattening of the imagination do you think they actually believe in these things is a little girl. Then maybe you're among those who get the X-Men or Lord of the Rings Trilogy. But if on the one hand, the sensory experience seems to corroborate this flattening, we should resign ourselves to not only see life in shades of gray, because in fact the paranormal exists, even if it does not occur with special effects. Indeed, these phenomena usually occur silently and in everyday life.
From this point of view, I recently made a disturbing discovery: that women have paranormal faculties and for them there is nothing extraordinary, but a simple matter of coexistence. If you there is a bit 'Galilean spirit of curiosity and you can perform a scientific experiment to prove this natural condition of the female of the paranormal. We just need a little 'patience in order to implement the simple test that I am going to describe here.
First you need: you need a trusted friend, then his girlfriend (with whom you are a bit 'in confidence) and eventually a 'friend of the girlfriend of your friend, you must know yourself.
The preparation of the experiment is quite simple, provided you are certain: you want to go out with her friend (we'll call constructive "Samanthah, with the dual academic") does not really matter what you desire, the important thing is that the looks. Then you ask your friend some information about Samanthah, information from marpioneggiamento typical ninja (if you girlfriend, if you're already seeing someone, if he listens Elio etc..) Ensuring that they do not face the word with his girlfriend. It must be a friend you trust really.
After that, it's time to take action. At the first full moon night, you reach the first place you can find isolated, possibly a lawn or edge of a forest. Looking for a place to sit down and calmly in the quiet of silence, whispered under her friend's name, pronouncing it sixteen times normal, twenty-one times against and seventeen times with the pronunciation Aramaic. You will be quite astonished when you will see your friend's girlfriend ... but do not be surprised too much about how and when they arrived, and they do not even ask her, because she certainly will not be able to explain himself. It will be in a slight state of dizziness, and will ask only one thing, and that if by chance you are "well taken" for Samanthah. But it is unlikely I will ask explicitly, indeed, will ask you questions very vague and very ambiguous questions like this: "Ma .. Samanthah want to know why? "Questions that men do not make sense, it would be like asking a Democrat" But why you stole in the 80s? "In short, there will be a question that certainly will not know answer. But no matter. You have already understood everything, and loves to embarrass me. Even this capacity is very zen of women to ask questions and unsettling paradoxical interventions is another feature of the female tantric metaphysics, but it would require a separate chapter, and also distinguished researchers have already holds forth long on the subject.
Back to us, know that if you look for rational explanations for both the sudden appearance (I have to admit, there is not always right ...) and for the 'intuition of the damsel, well, you know that the only possible explanation is in the paranormal. And I more or less I can imagine this: women in some way, when you talk about them or their friends, feel a little shake. One thing to nothing, imperceptible to a male. Comparable to a fart. But for a woman with a little 'experience, that whisper is that signal must tune in the Universe because it must receive the important updates. That whisper is the feeling of "All" set, under different names, more or less from all religious traditions: Nirvana, enlightenment, Brahman, early retirement. And 'one of the highest spiritual heights of the human condition, to which access mystics and poets, where you can get in full communion with the Universe, ask any questions on the great issues of existence, and receive a reply.
But women do not pose the great questions of human existence. They have transcended this state. In reality, they want to know only one thing, and that is if you took them for a good friend, and above all, when and if dating the girl, want to know all the details ... knowing that can never share them with you because you are a male ...
... But no matter, because already a foretaste of the time when they will all share with her friend. All
.
And you will be worse than a sigmoidoscope.
In However, the paranormal I've always imagined with special effects, and then séances, voices from beyond, objects moving by themselves and all that kind of things that make you drool when you're kid worse than a home movie-light red. On the other hand, when you grow up, more and more resigned to a sensory dullness and a general flattening of the imagination do you think they actually believe in these things is a little girl. Then maybe you're among those who get the X-Men or Lord of the Rings Trilogy. But if on the one hand, the sensory experience seems to corroborate this flattening, we should resign ourselves to not only see life in shades of gray, because in fact the paranormal exists, even if it does not occur with special effects. Indeed, these phenomena usually occur silently and in everyday life.
From this point of view, I recently made a disturbing discovery: that women have paranormal faculties and for them there is nothing extraordinary, but a simple matter of coexistence. If you there is a bit 'Galilean spirit of curiosity and you can perform a scientific experiment to prove this natural condition of the female of the paranormal. We just need a little 'patience in order to implement the simple test that I am going to describe here.
First you need: you need a trusted friend, then his girlfriend (with whom you are a bit 'in confidence) and eventually a 'friend of the girlfriend of your friend, you must know yourself.
The preparation of the experiment is quite simple, provided you are certain: you want to go out with her friend (we'll call constructive "Samanthah, with the dual academic") does not really matter what you desire, the important thing is that the looks. Then you ask your friend some information about Samanthah, information from marpioneggiamento typical ninja (if you girlfriend, if you're already seeing someone, if he listens Elio etc..) Ensuring that they do not face the word with his girlfriend. It must be a friend you trust really.
After that, it's time to take action. At the first full moon night, you reach the first place you can find isolated, possibly a lawn or edge of a forest. Looking for a place to sit down and calmly in the quiet of silence, whispered under her friend's name, pronouncing it sixteen times normal, twenty-one times against and seventeen times with the pronunciation Aramaic. You will be quite astonished when you will see your friend's girlfriend ... but do not be surprised too much about how and when they arrived, and they do not even ask her, because she certainly will not be able to explain himself. It will be in a slight state of dizziness, and will ask only one thing, and that if by chance you are "well taken" for Samanthah. But it is unlikely I will ask explicitly, indeed, will ask you questions very vague and very ambiguous questions like this: "Ma .. Samanthah want to know why? "Questions that men do not make sense, it would be like asking a Democrat" But why you stole in the 80s? "In short, there will be a question that certainly will not know answer. But no matter. You have already understood everything, and loves to embarrass me. Even this capacity is very zen of women to ask questions and unsettling paradoxical interventions is another feature of the female tantric metaphysics, but it would require a separate chapter, and also distinguished researchers have already holds forth long on the subject.
Back to us, know that if you look for rational explanations for both the sudden appearance (I have to admit, there is not always right ...) and for the 'intuition of the damsel, well, you know that the only possible explanation is in the paranormal. And I more or less I can imagine this: women in some way, when you talk about them or their friends, feel a little shake. One thing to nothing, imperceptible to a male. Comparable to a fart. But for a woman with a little 'experience, that whisper is that signal must tune in the Universe because it must receive the important updates. That whisper is the feeling of "All" set, under different names, more or less from all religious traditions: Nirvana, enlightenment, Brahman, early retirement. And 'one of the highest spiritual heights of the human condition, to which access mystics and poets, where you can get in full communion with the Universe, ask any questions on the great issues of existence, and receive a reply.
But women do not pose the great questions of human existence. They have transcended this state. In reality, they want to know only one thing, and that is if you took them for a good friend, and above all, when and if dating the girl, want to know all the details ... knowing that can never share them with you because you are a male ...
... But no matter, because already a foretaste of the time when they will all share with her friend. All
.
And you will be worse than a sigmoidoscope.
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