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the bark and run the self. Ex.

Eg. I would say that is just one example. But as we all know that the piece has not started yet. We're just the warm up. It seems to me the equivalent of a nice trip. Full of flash, splash, and maybe even cash. But best not to ask too much. So we do a trip that is literary fiction. Worthy, therefore, a laboratory narrative.

What then is precisely what our Diablog. What myself and anyone who wants to take part in the charade.

authors call them, but they are more like pals travel, sect Dead Poets. You know? Cool, no? And then all of these headings. Mamma mia! Mamma mia, that variety.

And a bit 'of days that I have in mind the image of Gaddafi dancing. In reality then is not Gaddafi. My memory is distorted by Tigga and newspapers, probably. I think a movie Moore own ends with a clip where you see Saddam Hussein dancing with his colonels or something. A little 'annoying, I'll tell you. Oh well ... I tell you? Gaddafi, yes, I was looking for web image of him as she dances or does something like this, I do not know.

Why I'd make a fumettino, like those of James & Arnold, says Gadaffi should this rhyme:

Giro ride round

and burn the world.

War broke out

all underground.

E 'something a bit' grim and cynical, perhaps, but I have it on her, and I want to keep here on the blog.

Beyond the rhyme, I thought of introducing a little 'satire. I do not know. In fact I have never in my life satire. Also because I have never been so close to having to fish even among politicians to baste a ridiculous scene. I have always got away with the clowns for the hobby.

So I do not know, I will think. What do you say? Can there be?

Meanwhile we go on like this, because you do not change a winning formula.

you? Suggestions? Ideas? We

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leave comments, write to, dare, dirty this post with your whims, your fantasies, complaints, bad language, dreams, poems, the tongue twister, the lump in my throat, crying, feelings, and the gossips gossip, stories, the paranoia, the lies, the lecture, the good old gossip, half-truths, sayings and proverbs, and those toads swallowed spit, the lies, the songs, the theories and the curses, the chronicles, the highs, the rava and stone.

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Gym

the first time in the gym is never forgotten.

I went for strength. Compulsory registration as a result of an accident and subsequent physiotherapy.

With the orthopedic who tells me that if I pump well, do not require any intervention.

I accept gladly, happy to avoid the operation and at the same time, to find myself a Fisichino from Spider-Man for the upcoming summer.

But they were just words, alas.

A true desire to kill himself on the tools, I can tell, there never was. Indeed, to be honest, the idea of \u200b\u200bforcing did not help at all.

The first day I go to register. I get a dumpling in suit, nice smile, who can not wait to bring home a new subscription. I say, even a little cheating, mind you, not do it for vanity, but for need. I thought that the sad but no. Of course, you know how many like you? Mica are all bodybuilders! Have a firmetta here and you have the card. But

stalled, perhaps distracted by a couple of stretcher bearers carrying out an SOS with a broken arm. Look, ask prices here and there and make excuses. But there are no excuses. Point.

I know that I have to do it and, apparently, it seems that even know the girl, who also starts to skimp on the offers.

So it goes. If good day starts in the morning, my rehab will be slow and painful.

In the end, overwhelmed by dozens of crumpled pamphlets, we find the solution for me and therefore I have to pay. A tidy sum, no doubt about it, considering the fact that one then goes to her ass crack. The temptation to attach a generator to every machine you use is strong, people. At least to reduce the cost of registration. Produce energy to sell ENEL nothing impossible, I think. It also has a Bible that, under a certain perspective. Turn on the light, watch TV and go online with the sweat of my brow. They'd say, basically.

However I do 'is signed. 'He's set of signatures, in fact, that not even a UN resolution. Present a medical certificate that says I'm fine, so I could feel even better to beat. I look lucchettino the cabinet and pass the plastic.

I would say that I'm ready.

"But I can already get in?" I would have the stuff back. "

"Sure. One moment you activated the card and then go."

"Thanks."

"Nothing."

Intute

The girl goes there, fooling around and come back beaming. Gave me a pass, he tells me good day and went in search of another undersized need.

At that point I decided to try. I go in the locker room, and before I settle.
soon as I cross the threshold of the room Magu tools that stops me.

A face like that, but shaved:

I call Maguire, because it is identical to that de Last of the Mohicans, but Roberto is called and does the personal trainer. It seems that I know a lot, both muscles of bison hunting.
She explains that the art of train the body is not an immediate thing and that I will have to sacrifice a lot of time. I tell him ok, fine, but I guess his bike with a dozen scalps hanging from the saddle.

Then I explained my problem and he understands the fly. It gives me a bar of balsa, the lightest wood in the world, and I'll explain how to use it. I have to raise his arms, holding the stick to keep them parallel.

"So thirty times, then come back when you're done."
"Ok, thanks."

are in the mirror on the wall of the gym. And what I see makes me think.
I am here with my rod of balsa wood and go up and down. Next to me is a girl who seems to Amazon. Grab a dumbbell with two attached FIAT Punto and seems not to notice. To my right a T-Rex is folding lampposts. Every time I hear his passes behind barbed fiatella from carnivore. Then there are two boys who train third. The third cries every time he ends a movement, but the thing that I can not explain and cry that the other two, in fact, they are just watching.

I try to focus on me, that both are too small to be part of the food chain there. At most I can step on, but enough to move, no?

Magu back to me and tells me to go forward. I also said that his service would cost me a fortune and that perhaps I had better prepare themselves to follow a card. I tell him that
OK, what else? I just do not have the slightest idea how to do. Do not worry, he does Maguire, for only fifty euro. For a moment I try to convince him exchanging a bit 'of liquid fire.

scliccacchiare That goes to your computer and then returns with a small page.

Total time: 2h

Corsacorsacorsa

Esercizieserciziesercizi

Corsacorsacorsa

Esercizieserciziesercizi

Corsacorsacorsa

tried to explain that two hours is too much, that I did not.
But that is the card, it's like the totem of the god.
First, it should not be doubted, second, there is no alternative. Then, a small pale face, move your ass and do not return if you have not done. O taste the knife Maguire.
Okay, I colored a bit by 'the conversation, but I guarantee that the meaning was. (Ed.)

In short, the day after I was completely wrecked and full of pensieracci on my performance and future meetings attached, with the Native Americans.

As I said, if the good morning starts in the morning, my rehab will be slow and painful, as has been slow and painful road to the Wild West.
I'll get a colt, a horse, and maybe even some trinket for the natives.
never know that I accept in their tribe ...

We hope that at least give me a cool name.

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Indian culture acculturation

Also for the cycle, "Man, as well as the actor", here is a good service from the experiences of our teacher Arnold.

Before a career in Hollywood, Arnold Schwarzenegger ventured behind the chairs of several American schools, moved by his selfless spirit strong.
We were able to interview him on the sly and, in front of the microphones Diablog, told us about some past educational experience worthy of note.

Geography

"A substance wonderful. I was fortunate to teach for one year, but it was a fantastic experience! I gave a basic course in geography to Green Berets, a little boys' exuberant but with a big heart! I have also endeavored to find new methods of teaching and I think that we have worked! "

In the picture, Arnold Schwarzenegger flexes its muscles to its students to highlight the shape of Graian. Note the trapezoidal-Monte White perennial full of sweat.



Music


Our hero taught rock 'n' roll in the famous Elvis & Son's School Memphis. In addition to the classic turn around a guitar, which is essential in this kind of music, Arnold devoted many hours of his course to the pelvis and its variants. He said that this particular step has, several times, saved my life.

History

"E 'from the past and it just that we humans can get the true teaching." With these touching words, Professor Schwarzenegger gives the opening words to his history class. It puts chills
heard about the exploits of great men of the past. Each lesson is a real poem. It is not uncommon to see him excited to explain a historical event while wearing a faithful reproduction of a typical dress of the period.

And it is only the beginning!


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Jeff Santini - # 7 - The third prong

After face to face with Mr. Braddok, that message was the last thing Jeff would have expected.
At St. Patrick's Cathedral, in amidships, at 21, for Compline.

Jeff would go there, if it was all there.
An appointment with the case was not just full of life, especially after being branded by men closer to Maranzano.
Too bad for the signature of the call. Masseria Don in person was going to bother to protect his public image, Jeff invited to attend the evening service in the cathedral.
The signature could be his as anyone else, but no one in their right mind would run the risk.

Jeff got off the taxi at nine o'clock. He gave a quick glance at the neo-Gothic facade of the church and went inside. The distant voices of a female chorus welcomed him immediately and Jeff get used quickly, as the darkness of the nave. Took a few steps toward the center of the cathedral and heard them ringing around and merge with the song.
There was almost none.
At any moment, Jeff was waiting to be approached by his welcoming committee, the bodyguard of Don Masseria. Probably, he thought the boss would not have even seen. Whatever it was, he would talk with a third party.

was almost at the altar when he heard a gun to his mouth kissing him on the back. He stopped without turning around. He felt the instinct to raise his hands but was able to discontinue it, knowing full well that the gunman would not appreciate a move so obvious, even if protected by the darkness of the church.

Jeff tried to remain calm. Beginning to get used to, basically.

"Good evening."

No response. The pressure of the barrel had fallen on his back a bit '.

"I'm not armed, if you want to search me."
"I know that is not armed."

Jeff swallowed and tried to concentrate on that voice behind him. A stamp warm, relaxed, master of his words.

"Well, bring me his head."
"I do not think it's possible, I'm sorry."
"I understand. I thought so. She 's the party?"
"No."
"Then I will carry us, so hurry in a hurry."
"There is no hurry. You begin to sit here, I'll be behind her." Jeff sat on

bench and continued to set the altar.
He heard the creaking of the wood line behind.

"Good. Now that we are comfortable we can know each other better."
"On this front, I'm afraid to be at a disadvantage. I have no idea who she is, but she seems to know exactly who I am."
"Of course. She is a reporter for the Times in charge of managing the war between the two families."
"Exactly. Although no one had even talked about war."
"happen."
"It seems very safe."
"Absolutely."
"Why?"
"I have my reasons, and will remain my own."
"As you wish. The gun's got her."
"Until proven otherwise."
"But At this point, I'm missing a little 'why we're here. "
" clarify some misunderstandings. "

Jeff unleashed the mind, in search of a precedent of a particular case that might have produced an enemy on the loose in search of redemption.

"What kind of misunderstanding?"
"Those that make you snooping where you do not."
"The story of my life."
"Oh, I know. Why I'm here with you. "
" Masseria Don has something to say? "
" To my knowledge no. "

Jeff cocked his head to think about those last words and then turned around.
His interlocutor's face was covered by a dark veil and wore a wide brimmed hat.
We could see only the eyes, dark and glittering in the dark.

"So nothing to do with Don Masseria. The message was a forgery."
"It was a fake. I had no other way to come here and make a call to Maranzano played unbelievable after his meeting with Mr. Braddok."
"Who is she?"
"A simple observer."
"An observer?"
"An observer."
"What are you looking at?"
"Your lives."

Jeff was uncomfortable. That revelation had displaced, was expecting another lecture like the one suffered by the henchmen of Maranzano but no. He had just discovered a third pole.

"I know that they do not want to write Maranzano the wolf, right? "
" How do you know, it works for them? "
" I just know. "
" Yes, they do not want to follow the case. "
" Very well, I'm willing to pay handsomely for face the contrary. "
" She's funny, you know. And generous, I see. But there is no figure in the world covering the discomfort of a life away from the people there. I already have everything I need. Thanks, but no. "
" I'll think to protect it even if you do not know how to do alone. "
" protect myself? How? The Maranzano are everywhere, and just told me that it is not in the service of Don Masseria. "
" As none of his business. Must accept. "
" No, I do not have. It 's the point. I have all the protection I need. "
" I do not think. "
" Do not you think? And why? "
" Because the same men who protect it can not protect themselves from me. "

Jeff tried to get up and leave, but he was detained.

" Let me go. We're finished. "
" No, Mr. Santini, we have just begun. Will call soon. In the meantime, follow my advice and do as I say. Follow the case, keep writing the wolf. You keep writing about me. "


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One more, that's it.

Giurin, giuretta! Then we stop here!
However, the protest is not complete unless it joins the trend of all peoples.
The idea came to me thanks to Elon's comment to the post Wednesday.

the way, now we publish your suggestion, making the link active:

http://www.trailersland.com/index.php?option=com_recensioni&Itemid=112&task=detail&id=202

I said, the idea is to generate a small knot of links to speed you to attract search engines.
Yes, I know I know, this post makes me laugh for a cock.
happens. Sorry, but we can not help it. We should have Attach this to the srecensione on Wednesday, but it was not. And now we have to fix it.
And then, sorry, the third post with the tag of Dylan Dog, color tag cloud (right column, under the random post) of a respectable name.
So, long story short, this post will also be serious and Pizzos, but it is good to Diablog, Dylan Dog and all his fans (and even today, why not?). Therefore, it is an almost obligatory.
Sunday and Monday to return to noir of James & Arnold, do not worry, but now, let me link!

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Dylan Dog to a less

Or the complex conjugate or the opposite, or whatever it is, but the concept remains the same: the Dylan offers us this film embodies the greatest misunderstanding literature since the days of Romeo + Juliet .
Kinesthetic understand well that he could not stay out. We have so little material, obviously the film is not yet in theaters, but we are quite a lot, too angry to wait for the disaster.
Now the real question in fact is, you know Dylan Dog? The comic? And his dad, Tiziano Sclavi ? You know him? Because if you have no idea who, what and how you can just go see this movie, with a mountain of popcorn to munch noisily Pallos in conversations between him and her. And probably you will have fun as well.
But if, like us, love Dylan, Sclavi, new authors, the features of Roi and Stano, the designs of Johnny and all Bonelli, well, well and vogliatevi restatevene at home, kids. What you would find in the room could be prejudicial health.

Come to order. Sifting through the trailer frame by frame.


Dylan dog does Superman.
Rupert Everett you will also be a bit 'broken in half to be called in the stories Dylan. Nothing to say, for goodness sake, just get well and leave in peace another Rupert. But of all, Superman? SUPERMAN? If there is a hero
diametrically opposite to Dylan Dog is he!
Dylan suffers from vertigo, claustrophobia, of demofobia and, sometimes, agroafobia. He has a past as an alcoholic, is poor in the barrel, is at odds with the technology, is released promptly by all the girls that you love and those that did not declare eternal fidelity comes at the end of the balloon.
So, tell me how the hell do you choose just the actor who did the super man of the world? At any moment you expect that it can be inserted into a phone booth and via crossover!

But then the choice of clothes, damn it! But I also know that children in the closet of Dylan there are only black jackets, red shirts, jeans and Clarks. Point. Dear Kevin Munroe, read the number 200 and you cry! There is a reason why Dylan does not have to choose the dress! I really hope that the scene said the trailer is the original, you give yourself a few points on the board.

the joke: "Investigating old style is not dead "(0:20 of the trailer linked) you can see Dylan with a paracososcopio not well defined, but still, far too technical for the subject.
Again, dear Kevin Munroe, who the fuck are you doing? There are the likes HG Wells's much more suited to tinker with tecnogingilli bagnanerd that contribute to the collections of these films.

Then there is the not Groucho! And from here on, the damage becomes irreparable.
Groucho is the assistant crowds Dylan Dog, a shoulder essential and magnificent, with a joke humorous cartoon. It 'a show! It' s like a curtain coming down to scan the scene with a laugh. And 'essential in the world of Dylan. And Kevin is doing? Well , sly he takes Groucho, pulls it away and replace it with a zombie.
Now I wonder: how is this coming? That is, no, I say, the Superman steps, beyond what I have said before, throw the bag technology that door, that more and Sherlock Holmes, the steps casual wardrobe that you see at first but, boys, not Groucho ! GROUCHO NO, damn you! They could slaughter
everything! They could set in ancient Egypt, as far as I'm concerned. They could remove the component and make a horror movie for teenagers. They could also give the part of Dylan Eddie Murphy. I swear! But if they had kept Groucho, I would still go see the movie. Groucho
Kaput! No more Groucho! Enough! Finen! We zoztituire with zombies! More modern! More to the hand!
But I say, who knows what will be an exhilarating undead? Know the beats of a lifetime and beyond.
Damn! Came to suspect that something is unconstitutional in all of this!

I hope I have been clear enough, then.
And again, this is just the trailer.
If they were smart, they would not see shit, so we would fall for.
You know? Shit, the movie Dylan Dog! Cheffiagata! It was about time! Maybe there's a cameo by Sclavi! Dai raga, come on! I'm booked! Etc., etc., and scenes of collective hysteria.
But the sight of this willy expressionless that, at times, I think Blade bleached thoroughly fooled, I can only urge you to boycott the film!
ticket to see this tarot costs more than double the price of a genuine roll of paper and ink, if all goes well. For that, you decide.
We will go on sale and then travel to the park, we will not be touched by the doubt that they have become color blind, the sight of a beetle weblog DYD666 completely black!



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Dylan Dog - kinesthetic loaded muskets!

Today Diablog part in the charade online for all those who fear a lot the release of the Dylan Dog movie .
Here in the newsroom we are all fans and rumors are running quite chilling. The trailer, unfortunately, seems to fully confirm all our fears.
Judge for yourself! A short
a nice forum, a articolone and laughs to lighten!
sin a little more if it!

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Jeff Santini - # 6 - with roses and thorns

was after a week of nothing before it happened again.
Wolf had struck again.
Jeff was going right at the crime scene, when he stopped.
were three, but he did not see them all at once. He had just come down from
taxi, he had made to leave behind the building, to avoid being seen entering the police station, Captain Loyd. He had no idea that he was following.
The idea was to move from his friend, before going on site, in order to have permission to snoop around. He had received a tip of that new murder by an anonymous and did not want to risk playing that track for a light. He wanted a pass to Loyd.

He was about to enter when he heard himself called.

"Santini"

Jeff turned to peer into the alley in the direction of the voice.

"Who's there?"
"And 'Mr. Santini? Jeff Santini, The New York Times?"
"Who speaks?"
"Answer."

Jeff turned to the door and groped estimated if the leak inside the building. However, in all probability it was locked and that guy might be armed. The area would take in at once and there was no one else. Great idea fixing his back. Probably the only waiting for her man who is isolated enough to be able to approach safely. Damn, thought Jeff, the door will also be more visible, but always gives a great safety.

"he says. She 's Jeff Santini?"
"It's me."

journalist turned slowly, resigned to face his interlocutor. He tried to think quickly to possible developments of that situation and, simultaneously, to seek other escape routes.

"Come with me."
"To go where."
"Nowhere, I need you got into the car."
"What do you want."
"we'll talk about along the way."

Two other men emerged out of a ravine in the alley and headed toward Jeff.
A car was waiting, down the road.

The driver opened the door and Jeff was invited inside.

"Then, like something to drink?"
"No, thanks."

Jeff looked around and finally recognized the mysterious man.

"My name is Sean Braddok, working for Mr. Maranzano. "
" I know who you are, Mr. Braddok. Look after the interests of Don Maranzano guarantees a certain popularity. "
" I'm glad. It will be easier to explain the problem. "
" What problem? "
" His problem, Mr. Santini. "
" My problem? "
" Exactly. "
" I assure you I'm fine. "
" I do not put in doubt. Well enough to find the energy to go beyond his duty. "
" What do you mean? "
" You know. "
" I'm sorry to disappoint you but, you know, we journalists are always good to seem more knowledgeable than others. "
" I bet that if it tries, I get it right. "
" We would do first if I may she said. "
" No. I know from experience that if one gets there alone, if not then forget it. "

Mr. Jeff squared Braddok, tilting her head toward the window.

" I'll be talking about my investigation, I hope. "
" He's right, you seem very insightful. "
" My investigation of your rides are only a facade, I thought you were you even my employers. "
" Indeed it is. "
" So what you want from me? The investigation may not proceed as you want? "
" On the contrary! He's doing a great job. For this reason we want to let go of distractions. "
" Distractions? "
" O temptations, if you prefer. "

Jeff remained silent for a moment and then released.

"Wolf?"
"The Wolf."
"You do not want to chance that I care why?"
"Say it is not your affair. The must suffice."
"But why? This track does not affect my work."
"Are you sure?"
"Sure Articles about your business inevitably will come out on time. In fact I have nothing to write."
"That's true. And we welcome everyone."
"So what's the real problem."
"You see Mr. Santini, his passion for his work has often led to exaggerate."
"Listen, stop going around the subject. I'm tired. What's wrong? "
" The Wolf is ours. We owe it caught us. "
" It accomodino. "
" Take the little funny. A single article would be enough to put him in alarm, and this thing should not happen. "
" What's he saying? They have already written and the Wolf, for that matter, the case has already become a journalistic "
" Yes. But after what happened last night, no longer have to be interested. New York has to forget everything. "
" Why? What happened? "
" infamy has reached the wrong person. "
" The murder last night? "
" Exactly. "
" He was one of your own? "
" Like everyone else. "

The car pulled to the curb and stopped.

"She has come, Mr. Santini. The strongly suggest you to follow the new directives and to forget our meeting."
"Wait a minute. The Wolf plays for the Colonial?"
"We did not, Mr. Santini. This is not the spirit that we welcome. You go back home and think about the new piece to appease the Big Apple. Stia out of it."
"I can write what you want, but I can not erase the evidence of the facts. If you stand to make war on the Colonial, will think that you will pour all the blood to replace the ink."
"We also know to be discreet, believe me. But the Colonial will learn to recognize the roses thorns. Goodbye, Mr. Santini. Do not bother to contact us, in any case, we know where to find it. "

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License To Kill - Part 2

My cell phone rang.
It 's time.
Hello pa', I go out, they came to pick me up.
I say "are", even if there is only the Malva, but I guarantee that justice.
in Esco road and it's like an army waiting for them. I see that you have just lit a cigarette and I think we are already late, but it does not matter much, Malva because she loves smoked leather interior. Sa bacon, told me once.

"Bella."
"So? You are charged for the show?"
"A fairy tale!"
"EU looks to me tonight that you have to go sign! What then comes into your pocket to you too!"
"Yes oh well ..."
"But fuck but you could get a bit 'more shot, no? Beggar!" The situation promises

bad. The Malva is revved up and in my opinion, also have a little 'gasoline.

"At least you have rehearsed the part?"
"Ah, there was also to revise? Manco we were the secret services."
"Shit, of course! There is a saw with us, 007!"

and mentally Flicking the various interpreters of James Bond, in the hope of finding one that will make it harmless the image suggested by the Malva. Vain attempt, from good old Sean, to the blond zarrone running now, I see no one able to carry out the task. And the worst is that, with this sad digression, I am afraid that I was sewing in my head all the masturbation scene with a realistic chance to generate horrific nightmares to come.
I hope to distract the mind, returning to the floor this evening.

"Listen a moment. Why do I repeat a bit 'all that? Just as we come."
"All right. Now salt Malvone the chair!"
For the series: the reform of the school alive!
"Shoot. Start at the beginning, beautiful clear that I understand. "
" Ok, take notes, gun! "


Ladies and Gentlemen: The

MalvaTeoria


22:00. Arrival at the local level. Entry into the scene that has a whole program, with a ball and daft punk radio that resets the minds of those on the sidewalk.

22:20 pm. Thought at the end of the row. (very optimistic forecast)

22 Hours: 30. Entrance to the track and playing time for acclimatization.

23:00. Arrival of Mario.

At 00:00. Arrival of the evening.

Ten minutes later, it is time

X. The idea is that goes Malva to break the balls to dj (Mario, that guy.) and I do see ("Only see, please, trust me, you need only get you noticed, the point! E 'better! Word of the Malva.") by Sere brothel in the middle (a little 'impossible, but oh well ...). According to the forecast
she will make contact comes over to say hello. All under the watchful eye of Mallow, who will pretend to do the buddy with Mario while the other hand, I do not lose sight of.

contact is established, begin my turn. Just between us, the best part of this plan by morons.
I take it on from there. Via the console, and then I can do what I want. The Malva will
well aware (and evil, I might add.) from Mario to turn at the appropriate time and "make them understand that the crest should shave." Also words of Malva.

Needless to say, do not believe a word of this hoax.


Ladies and Gentlemen:

The reality


arrive in the room at midnight. We are around for more than two hours, all because the idiot forgot to write down the address of the premises! What's more, his professionalism ordered him to indulge in the toilet bowl at the bar of the Tony, for the appeasing of crap nine in the evening. Odyssey. An odyssey of shit, but still an odyssey.
The row is almost over, as well as one in the morning.

"Mado that sucks."
I see Malva impatient. All of his security plan, designed by the thread and sign if they have gone away by pulling the chain process of Tony. E 'half past midnight.
"But do not you go?"
"What the fuck do I know? Ooouuh!"
A bit 'of people turn.
Not bad, except that in that "some 'of people" there are also two gorilloni the room.
mauve, you're good. Fuck you cry? Now we enter. "
"Not good. Shit, no good!"
"Quiet. The evening has just begun! I bet you have not even arrived."
"No good, fucking Fuck, we late. Ooooouuuh "
And from that you still run. But good!
But so I do not know who he is. Ironically, I found myself in front of him. And who knows, this early? Try calling softly.
" Malva , shut the sewer! Fuck you cry? "
" Oh, do not go! "
" I see, but shut up. Now we enter. "
" But that we enter and enter. STEMMMERDEEE they do? "Malva
Madonna, you're good, you!
" Sssh! Stop it! What's the matter? "
" Porc ... Can not you see? The plan goes to my bitches! "
" You know what's new? "
" We must accelerate the process. Come with me. "
" What are you doing? "
" Come on, come on! "
" But there is a row. "
"The day I'll make a row so, for anything, even staccami balls, so that you'll find them all cramped."
mauve! Malva! Come back here! Shit! "

What it takes, leaves and the spring line. Abandonment of compulsive tail, that's what's wrong.
We tried all, more or less mild. It 'very often that feeling lingers near the motorway. Only those with the toll they have no idea what he's talking about. Do you find better alternatives to the tedium of single file. You think you go it alone, without necessarily follow social conventions. Believe and be clever. Do you think evil.

decide to follow him, hoping to become unable to come in and mess up the whole operation. There are ten steps behind the Malva, and see it disappear into the alley that runs alongside the local level. The
go back, despite the angel and the devil on my shoulder are unanimous in their call me masochistic.
comes out in the alley and I see that tinkers with a dumpster.

mauve! What are you doing? "
"Within."
"How, in? What are you doing."
"Within. That line would have killed me!"
"Come on, back entrance. Shit we do here?"
"Leave it. I have an idea."
"An idea, how an idea? And the whole plan?"
"Fuck the plan. Help me, come on!"

We move a box under a window tiny, a little higher.

"I hope very much to have misunderstood."
"What?"
"This coupled box-window. Please tell me that I fraiteso!"
"What do I know? Just now we enter into it."
"You mean in here?"
"Yes I'll hold the box. Come on now."

Mollo suffered chest, as if it were glowing.

"But you are born with only laterally, Mallow. There!"
"Come on, before someone will come!"
"No. Malva, listen, I ..."
"Come fuck culomoscio! I'll give you a boost!"
"Do not touch me, for I was hysterical!"
"But you've got?"
"What I? How do I? "
" What's wrong? I will find a way to jump the queue and you put the fool? "
" I'm doing the fool? And what about you, you're committing an offense slap, just for a psychopath to your paranoia? And pulling in as me, too! "
" Look, here is a moment of "
" I do not give a damn! Is it possible that your world with the civilized centers so little? "
" Well, look, if you go, there I go ... "He starts to

arrampiacarsi on and then turns around.

" but ... the evenings and all mine! Ah ah! "

do not know what it was. The last sentence you said, maybe I do not know. But I stop at launch. Held and, in a moment of madness I say masochist:

"No, no, no! Get down, get down. I am going to La Serena bill me! Follow me afterward." The Malva

back down in the face with an expression of that Poirot solves an impossible case by phone.

"Go, put your foot here I give you a boost."

I go on Malva and I remember my grandfather when I was always talking about "good foundation". I pull up to the window half open and peek inside.
bathrooms. I communicate to Mallow that is now the smile of a shark!

"Move the window and go, come on! I will then follow you to wheel!"

as I said.
open. I lean in and
broke out a mess.

It's not just the 'bathroom window. "
E 'the window of a bathroom, to be precise. The Malva

pushes me with the strength of a bull towards the night, screwed over a guy, that if all moves where he wills.

cessetto The door is closed and the scene is this: I'm in for half
. Hanging from the ceiling with the face of one who assists at the end of the world. The Sere
looks up, meets my own, I make them hello and, you know, it distracts the fly. The Malva pushes me out, unaware of the disaster that has caused. And to make matters worse, I recognize Mario, suffocated between the legs of that girl, that goes along with the rest of the world.

I can assure you that there was nothing else. From my point of view, the whole universe was locked in that closet. It was collapsing in a big coitus.

At that moment, I swear, I could not think of anything, or think I'd be mad. And, as I predicted, the first thought instructed to take me away from reality is just what there! As if to say, drives out, no? So thanks to Sean
, George, Roger , Timothy, Pierce and Zarro Blonde!
Thanks guys!
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License To Kill - Part 1

"I will repay with the same money!"
"Bravo! Do you support full!"
"I know Malva, I know!"
"Although I have not yet figured out how are you going to put it to ninety."
"Very simple: I say that I will take into consideration the fact of going argument with him, he do his exam in peace and then soaked with nonchalances!"
"Bastard. I have no idea what it means to go in theory, but in skin, seems like a good plan to be assholes."
"It is! For that occasion I feel a woman. A woman bitch, of course!"
"Ah ah. What a monster!"
"From the series: no, not really your fault. Or, want to feel free, you know? Giving a presenter at the climax! It can also be fun."
"Do as you like, but I do not become ricchione!"
"Mavvà, Mallow! Had to say! I seem to download one, that's all. Rather, tell me why you went. What's wrong?"
'And' Mario of that shit man. There is no longer alive! "
"Dunno ... It will have a bit 'of Scazzi."
"No no, I tell you! What we started doing the cock!"
"But that rooster, come on! For a couple of nights?"
"Come on, fuck, you know? Then the is not right! "
" The last time I saw him I felt the same. "
" No, recently, I say. He started doing better. He is a troglodyte since I know him! "
" But it's' come on! What more? "
" Oh, if I tell you that the crest was erected, it will be like this, no? Look, I realize now when people splashing. "
" Eh, good for you Malva! I found it the same. "
" But because thou hast not never done shit. When we went down to the tracks was another story. "
" Okay, five years ago! You'll understand! "
" You will, shit, you'll understand! I look like I changed? "
Unfortunately not, I admit, unfortunately no. But I have to somehow calm him down.
"Well ... you ... What more do I know? You more ..."
Do not say, come on! Do not say, come on! Do not say, come on! Do not say, come on!
"... mature?"
Here. Bravo! Now disgusting facts, please! From Here to Eternity. Facts suck and fuck!
"Okay, of course! That is, except that I've always been a bit 'below for my age, but not change the subject! I'm talking about big changes, I do not know what I mean."
"No."
"Shit, come on! To the guy who shot one of you do not shit over and gone."
"It happens. Everyone has a moment in which digests only their dicks."
"No, but not what is more ... How to tell? Come on! Do you understand? "
" No, I have not understood at all! "
" Shit, oh, you seem born yesterday! "
" Okay but Malva, too! You express yourself like a lobotomized, then it is clear that one does not understand. "
" I'm not that clear? "
" Crystalline "
" What? "
" Nothing. So to speak. Go ahead. "
" Oh well, in fact I caught last night. "
Attention people, as is my custom, I think we get closer to neurosis pendant Malva. Not missing much.
" Where? "
Al Tony's bar. "
" They will not ever go there again! "
" In fact I had gone there for me chat, a bit 'of uproar. "
" Next time I'm coming too! "
" Oh, okay. But I said, I caught the Mario. "
" Yes "
" He was there with a couple of his friends of the school is doing. Toxic shit, sure. "
It 'nice to see how to suspend the proceedings.
" So what? "
" So I go there to greet him and to begin to get the Menos. That is the best, no? Make 'em, nice Mario, all right, and that gives me the hand that even looks at me and goes on to tell his bullshit dj. "
" But are you? "
" Yeah. A man of shit, look! "
" But have only had the balls a bit 'turn. "
" What balls turn! He must die! After all there was. Must go fuck yourself! "
" But then you stay there? "
" Shit, I was stuck. I was there to make the figure of the chocolate maker, to be a waiter. I told him, Take care, see you, maybe. And I'm gone. "
" Well, I will understand. "
" But what do you want to understand that stoned. It 's just good to turn the discs, and then and then. "
" I do not think there's a cock. Have you caught in a moment. You'll see that it resumes. "
" But I do not give a fuck! It can also go to press against a wall. "
mauve, but you are peaceful! You're smeno for a trifle, as always. "
" That is now the defend? Beautiful well shit you! "Here
broken a golden rule: Never contradict the Malva, or want to believe that threat to his freedom. A real idiot, but it is. For the quiet life, far agrees to let him. In possible, of course.
"But who defends him! Be seen, Mallow. I'm just saying that you take it too, as always. "
" If the bill around, see how I take it, fuck. "
" Oh well ... I'm talking to the wall. Yes, do Malva. "
" Of course! You'll see! In fact, I need your help with a chore. "
Ok, hopefully now I also read lips, so it is more clear!
mauve, look and listen good: MA COL DICK! I will not follow in yet another fruit of your bullshit testaccio mounted upside down! Forget it, whatever it is! "
" Pirlo! And idiot twice! One because you could also earn up to this story. And two, because now we're already in, even if you do not know. "
I'll tell you, I expected ...
I stare at him and hold my breath. Then I ask.
" What do you mean? "
" That Mario now has reason to be on fucking you too. Rightly, I think. "
" No, dear, I do not see Mario for a year, and we crossed to the wrong train. I do not see how ... "
" I told him that he would do well to take the evenings as a pussy by cube next Saturday. At a minimum the slumacherà whole. "
" What have you done? "
" The Sere. I got the bastard to take it on the console. You see that now kill him too? "
" I'll kill you Malva. I kill you! But christ, but you know that I want to Sere. But you're a moron! But shit! "
" Quiet, I have already prepared for that joke of a head of beef. You just have to keep my plan. "
" But go to hell Malva! Now there is the risk that you try, fuck. Should I be me! "
" Quiet you say, is part of the plan! "
" You're a psychopath. "
'A bit ... Listen to this: you have the Bonehead Serena under their noses, this Saturday. I will be with you! "
" Are you out. You are completely disconnected, Malva. Only you, fuck, only you! "
" What do you have? We put him in the ass then menos "
" But then everything for your a fucking idea. Maybe he was talking about work and did not rattle. But what do you know? "
" Listen now, you should also do is move. If not for me, do it for the night, no? "
" This was stramegaovvio "
" Then on Saturday, the bang? "
" I do not have much choice. However you are an asshole! If you put back in the middle between my cock, Mallow, you've closed. Do you understand? "
" Sure. But this was an emergency. "
" I do not care. You're done, if the redo! Got it? Closed! "
" Clear, clear. Save all the rage at Mario's of shit. "
"no I have with Mario, fuck, I want to understand!? I'm just going for the evening. Period. And you're an asshole, I repeat!"
"Oh well enough for me to do your job. Then I go to get the car. Along the way, I'll explain the details."
"What details?"
"Ladies and timing of Saturday night."
"Oggesù!"
"Write down everything that you have to pass him!"

End Part.

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A real horoscope

Horoscope for us. I wish it were always this way ...

Aries ♈
You gentle, not at all rowdy and so come in your house dogs and pigs.
Do you have a relentless drive to fix and polish to perfection any metal object in need of your care. Better yet if the object in question is of bronze armor. Just remember, next time you come home in those four losers, to make him the bill.

predestined Profession: Passenger

Toro ♉
of scaramazzoni You, my grandmother would say. Sign on the character a bit 'rude, the bull hates troublesome. Which are the Jehovah's Witnesses or riders of the zodiac, it does not matter. There are cocks. The bull must not break my balls. You will have the attention of a bull only after having demonstrated amply deserved. With the bulls really need sudarsi confidence and, sometimes, to do so should be split by the horns.

predestined Profession: loggers

Gemini ♊
sign twice, along with Pisces and Libra. In the case of Gemini, this duality is reflected in the more prosaic "you are there or are you doing?". The
born under the sign of the twins has a tendency to communicate in a container and, to understand it, you need to read between the lines, the even better, and go beyond the dimension of nature.
Purtrotppo, when you have to do with this sign, you may often end up in the dark dimension, realizing too late to have chosen someone you trust the wrong twin.

predestined Profession: CONSULTANT BANK

Cancer ♋
A name, a program. You were born under the sign of cancer have a good taste for the macabre, is not it?
People like you are quick to send the devil's unwelcome pests. But be careful, not to exaggerate too much, or you'll be to deal with pissed of black snakes, often with hair down to her ass. Terrible, terrible view, is not it? Then, look!

predestined Profession: Rustic

Leone ♌
Dear Lions, outings are not for you. Confusing! First let's cronies and then, at the first set, before the first doubts, you do? Bastardoni do you stand with the weak. Not you! Whether you are home runs or play, behave consistently, please, here or make a big noise. Those who consider you friends are not very happy to be suddenly at ninety, believe me. So good to those who choose to target those who growls and purrs.

predestined Profession: RANGER

Virgin ♍
you wipe the Virgin's customers. Without mincing words, they dried. A sense after another, one thought after another, your friends who come to see us no more hunger, to have their ears ringing, blocked nose, itching all over his body several and, finally, not really knowing what to say.
Try to minimize this your attitude and you will see that you too will be initiated to the joys of the bed. Have faith!

predestined Profession: JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES

Libra ♎
do you live only if clearly needed. In case of extreme danger, you know pull out an extraordinary force, almost to look younger. It 's crazy. Can you solve the most desperate situations, when all seems lost, and since nobody would have bet on you. That's because you spent all the time to make the stracazzi your dear my balance is completely isolated from the rest of the world. But I say, every now and then does not hurt to wake up first, you know?

predestined Profession: GUNSMITH

Scorpio ♏
The islands are not your forte. Prefer by far the continent, with its climate and its open spaces. The mere thought of being surrounded by water makes you get out of my head. On those occasions, you might also become a bit 'violent. Some people can not stand the 'effeminate, especially if armed with Catenazzi and a lot, but a lot of bad luck.
blame them, really? Who the fuck has never been sympathetic Andromeda?

predestined Profession: Palazzinari

Sagittarius ♐
you delegated. Basically, it has delegated. The arrows the clock strikes the other, it is better, they firmly believe. With the result that is difficult to reach you, at home or elsewhere. Not infrequently, one can encounter in Sagittarius impostors who found the door open, there remains the ruby \u200b\u200bto impersonate you. Do not listen to those imitations! True Sagittarius seems that there is really.

predestined Profession: UNEMPLOYED

Capricorn ♑
Testoni and uncritical, here is what you are. Convinced of your position, do not hesitate to stab with a sword of insulting anyone who wants to try to show that you're wrong. Look at you, like those born under the sign of Cancer, the snakes that slither around. Do not care about your insults, and are ready to rub your best weapon for their own purposes. Always put the steering lock to Excalibur, when not in use!

predestined Profession: BORER

Aquarium ♒
You fattened goose all year round and in the end, you do not dare to eat. Do bad far and wide and you never understand where we want to! Feel the cold in nature, aquariums are likely to sink the problems of others. Freeze the freezer, to avoid going to hurt, but do not realize that by doing so, then need Inevitably, a microwave oven. Without the appliance, are forced to suck as if they were icicles, each cibaria in the freezer.

predestined Profession: Fishmongers Fish

♓
Fri pull it from there to the rooms of Arles! Your appearance transcends all things: your job, your friends, your enemies, your home, your universe and, yes exactly, even including your sexuality. It's easy to sbolognare with a flower on someone who is very shit, right? Try to get your hands dirty every now and hurt you with some spine, you'd understand how fast you can really save on mascara! Top women!

Profession predestined: FLORIST



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clawing the thin ice

Another courtesy of the Oracle. Today, Jeff will have to wait!

Two stories of scientific research in the service of Her Majesty.

A coffee table, coffee, maybe a muffin (which in Britain 'or do they know) and is ready for a good excuse to chat a bit', especially when it comes to taking a break from the leaves, from the screen, from the accounts, graphics, word from 'Odi et Amo daily. As such it is well aware that they could not resist so tempting a proposal, I managed to meet with Dr. Stephen Maclean and Dr. ing. Ruggero Poletto, two doctoral students at the University of Manchester, England, and to ask them some questions about their experience in the colorful cauldron of scientific research.

Let's be clear now: you are not real doctors, right?

basite faces, half-smile, an embarrassed silence, crying, literally, "but that is Done." Urge clarification.

In normal conversation, "doctor" is almost always synonymous with "doctor" and I know from personal experience or not, that can happen to feel that their way of study be considered as expected because it corresponds to a profession traditionally "respectable." Do you have any experience about it?

Stefania Once, talking with someone just met, you said what you do in life, and I told him that I was a graduate in physics. To which I replied was "ah yes, I own a bit 'of bacon to throw down, not that you could advise me what to do in the gym?". True, the name is similar, but physical education is definitely another area of \u200b\u200bknowledge ...

Roger: In fact, the title of engineer would also be among those "respectable", but just gave me from her degree in hand, told me: "You are a doctor of engineering, but you are not yet engineer because you miss the exam state, "so I always feel like someone who lacks something to be something else.

Tell me a bit 'of your training.

R.: I did the high school in a small village school where we know each other, then I went to Padua to do my bachelor's degree and specialized in aerospace engineering, then I tried to find a job in Italy, I have not found anything I liked in any substantial manner, and above that allowed me to practice what I had learned, for Not to mention the economic aspect, more often than not in a distressing state. So I took stock and barrel, and I decided to deepen my studies with a doctorate, and I found the best for me here in England.

S.: In elementary school teacher I had the unique a second mother who was able to teach me how to reason and to learn. Then the dark period of the medium, the high school with address information, but did not gave me no different than a normal high school, Catholic University of Brescia for three years to study physics, often in classes with more teachers than students, so followed very closely, fantastic. Attempt degree failed for a variety of incompatible curriculum, after which I learned from friends of friends of friends here that could be done even with a doctorate level degree and I just packed.

Albert Einstein said that every scientist should be able to explain what it takes to his grandmother. What do you care, my grandchildren?

R.: To solve problems such as wing design or to study the noise generated by a turbine, often using computer simulations. For them there are two main methods: a fast but very rough and a slower but more accurate. I'm trying to create a hybrid system that manages to put together the benefits of the other two.

S.: I deal with optics, that is what concerns the light (and no glasses!). Have recently been discovered new properties of photons, which are the particles that make up the light, and you can use them to understand more of the stars from which light comes from here. I'm thinking about the tools that will allow us to obtain this information.

choose to do scientific research does not mean never take a road comfortable in any historical period. Why did you take this direction?

S.: The hit on the head vocation dates back to elementary school, I could just start reading Asimov's books for my dad. From science fiction was born then love for astrophysics, which continues to this day.

R.: There are many reasons, but I think the most important issue is what should be valid for any choice , namely, the passion for what you are doing. I've never been attracted to the idea of \u200b\u200bthe engineer who runs the company, which makes the manager, I am very interested most of the challenges we face in planning and research.

The coffee that has not been drunk is getting colder, the sun now low peeps through the trees dipping into the room a warmth that already knows back home for dinner. It is the ideal time for Marzullo.

Scientists are born or made?

S.: I would say that one is born, at least in some high-profile cases. But if you meet the right people, you can also learn to appreciate the environment and to thrill with time. There are people who fall in love with love at first sight, and others that bring us closer to realizing it.

R.: probably born with a passion, then it's up to you to turn this passion into a lifestyle choice. It's like football, you are born with the gift fair, but unless you're training is useless, you'll never become a footballer.

What does it mean for you to do science here and now?

S.: first for me is living a dream that do not hope to be able to achieve. Then it is something that is only for knowledge, add your own little piece of satisfaction, even if it does not result in rewards or social or economic. The beauty is also able to compare with many other people from around the world who share your methods and your own motivations.

R.: seems to me that history is made and is still made by small little creatures like you and me, trying to solve their problems, whether large or small. There was the transportation problem, and some have said "well, I almost invented the wheel, and this is to do science: trying to solve our little problems and improve a little 'life.

One of the fathers of modern physics, Niels Bohr, he argued that making predictions is very difficult, especially of the future. Nevertheless, I ask you try to look in the coming years: what are your hopes and what do you expect?

R.: First of all I hope to finish a doctorate in time, and after I'd return to Italy to apply what I learned. The rest we'll find out only by living, on the other hand, if m'avessi asked the same question a few years ago, t'avrei never said that I would have found Manchester, let alone to make me do an interview!

S.: As a first goal, finishing his doctorate, put my flag on top of the mountain, maybe in the meantime having done something useful for other research. If we could continue to search, no matter where, would be the best. And also to start a family ...

We close with a flourish: a tip for those who are taking the first steps toward a life devoted to science.

R.: Forget, I have enough competition!

S.: Let cure!

You say these scientists, we are already getting too British? Greetings to the mainland!

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really do not have recognized?

Good. The release of Sanctum, the last film of James Cameron should have ended. Maybe there are other outlets for fans of spittle or some director's cut, but the large-scale deployment is over here. Perfect. Then I can reveal a pair of truccaglie the film.

not tell me that you have not recognized, please! Like who you are? Of our multi-faceted Austrian actor, once again engaged in a role bigger than him. This time we had to beg James Cameron in seven languages \u200b\u200b(of fire) to get a part. It 'was hard, but we did it! A bit 'with a heavy heart, James granted him the privilege of acting as a blockbuster and I must say, his patience has paid off big time.
E 'gone roughly like this: Set

Sanctum. Early morning. They turn the underwater scenes.

"James, on line two for you."
"Who is it?"
"Him"
"Not now. Tell him I'm shooting."
"I already know, says that you are watching."
"Oggesù, but where?"
"I think it's lurking somewhere in here I come."
"That anxiety ..."
"Then I tell him?"
"Well, okay. A point I tell him to get down."
"Arnold said ... you can ..." Click
.
"Strange ... He had already put down."

From behind, an enthusiastic: "James, I am here, James!"

"Oh, Arnold! All right?" What
nods her beautiful grin and starts to snoop around.
"Great set, James. My compliments, but ..."
"Ma?"
"But where are the weapons? Know, I'd check them for you James, can sometimes make bad jokes."
"We have no weapons in this film, Arnold. It 's a different subject."
"Ha ha. You make me die, James! Come on, tell me where they are, it takes me a second."
"Really, there are none." At these words

Arnold shows off his mischievous face, the most feared by the poor James. This

:

can mean everything and nothing. Most often nothing. In this case, however, has it written in his face
"No weapons? Understand. Waited for me, is not it James?"

James lets you make, helpless.
"Okay, I'll let you equip a bit 'of weapons. But they must be discrete, ok? A I see, I see."
"More wise, James. Leave it to me." (See above smile. Ndr)

This brief exchange of views was then translated into sympathetic tank that you see around three quarters of a film.
The "advice" of Arnold are too important to ignore.
Not to mention the famous cameo.
As I said at the start of post, our Arnold has managed to pierce the defenses of James and get a large part. There was a role that suited the Austrian culture. The team was full of adventurers, were not provided gunfire and were not provided for predators.
So what?

"All right, James, I understand, I understand. And 'right, after all. I accept it. This time I'll be bad."

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"Look, you had to turn away."

"He says no."

"It 's the third time we spend here, Malva!"

"Then look for the twenty small differences, I do not know what to say!"

"Maybe we should let go of the Tom Tom and ask, right?"

"Who?"

"But I do not know, the first passing."

"This asshole no one."

"Let's do this: the first stop the pecking."

We are in the car for over an hour, looking for the address of the purchaser of that. The Mallow wants to get rid of the rhythm. The car is falling apart and he is tired that the pieces are his own.

"But it is pretty."

"Who?"

"No, I say, this machine. I have always liked."

The Malva collects compliments always silent. Look straight ahead and makes ears deaf,

but slightly lowers the car radio.

"I do not sell."

"I need the cash."

"Eh, oh well ... keep it as vintage cars and then you see how the salt value."

"Too slam."

"But then, sorry, with this guy as you agree?"

"What we end today."

Who knows how, but when using the second plural Malva, my defensive system is alert.

also quite rightly say, given the precedents.
You never know who is referring to this "we". Clarify.

"Finish, you and this guy, right?"

"No. Then it is also Madonna, passes to us to deal a blow job done."

always subtle.

"... get it."

okay.

This time I'm just a bystander, a witness.

not bad in this light. Like when you're watching the storm from the window and, as it may engage, all that mess you can not touch.

"But then you have not talked about money."

"No."

"How much do you ask?"

"Dunno ... I'll try to push a bit '. "

" Mmm. "

" Then let's see. It also depends if you drink your performance. "

STOP

Just a moment. Just a second.

How did he say?

From that depends, too?

I understand you correctly?

say that I'd better investigate?

Maybe.

"Sorry, no ..."

"Eh?"

"Don't .."

"What?"

"I did not grasped. "

" You have not grasped that? "

" The story of the play. "

" What play? "

Ommioddio, as in psycho thriller. Now it's up to see what I imagined.

"You said that depends on a play. What play?"

"Aaah. You, no?"

"Me?"

"Oh, wake up. You wrote it last night."

"..."

Three ellipsis. I swear, I do not know any better.

"I have not got anything, last night."

"Why not? When I got home I wrote about faccialibro any definite plan."

"Strange."

"I remember it, look. Will be the three, three and a half. "

" Eh? "

" Come on down from there. "
" But you said last night! "
" Yes, exactly. "

" But excuse me, three in the morning? "

"Yes"

"Three?"

"Yes"

"That is, you write to me at three in the morning things about the morning after? Or that morning, to be honest. "

" Oh, now do not Grandpa! "

" But do not be an asshole you, Mallow. Do not be a jerk, every time, fuck. "
said with a little 'a lump in my throat, I admit.

" Ellamadonna. Chettincazzi? "

At that point I abandonment on that seat sparco, tamarrissimo wanted by Malva, before a holiday in Rimini, giving to understand, once again, as ugly dynamic law would dictate on the wastelands of Malva.

"Look, you must not say anything special!"

"This is what I mean, fuck!'re Selling a rhythm, not a lot of drugs!"
"Shit, but maybe! We could do, so to speak, a few steps toward lawlessness, every now and then." The fixed
hopeless.
"Look, Mallow, even accompany you to the toilet should already be illegal!"
"Ah ha! From that we got!"
"How come? Where are we?"
"Eh, we're almost there!"
"But how the hell do you know?"
"There have already been here, I did some traveling."

"And do not tell me? Shit, Malva, we're shooting for an hour!"
"Until you find something that I remember ..."

"Who knows what the fuck you found, then."
"Come on, stop that we park."
"Wait, wait! At least you did not say what I say!"

No, no! So do his game, damn it! Why do you remember the plan? Idiot! Idiot!

"But then I really want to say that you have not read anything?"

"No Shit, Malva, but hear me?" I do not know shit about this your plan shit! "

" It 's a good plan! "
" But then a fucking rhythm before dawn! "
" You said you liked. "
" Exactly! And now I do not want anymore! I was already pissed off too, now. "
" There has to you, baby. Does the fennel, but deep down, wants to carve it in my image and likeness "
" Well, bravo! Talk to the machine, it should be '. Surely you have a great relationship, because every time I got there, I never understood the two people who were driving. "
" Do you guide my dreams, man. "
" When I eat heavy, maybe ... A place! Stay there. "
" You pay. "
" You will! Twenty cents an hour. E 'shit. "
" No. Annoys me. "
" Come on, Malva. I want to get off! I'll pay. "
" But imagine! Annoys me even more! "
" No, really, I'm glad. "
" None! "
" Come on, seriously, I offer the parking lot, eh? "
" Are you serious? "
" Yes. "
"Really?"
"Shit, Malva, yes! Twenty cents dick! One euro if it goes bad bad bad! "
" Ok, if you're so sure ... "
" Bella! From the park, I go to the ticket. "
" Ok, I'll wait. "

I always the urge to say" do not touch anything! "But then I feel paranoid and leave you alone.
While are the pedestal of the coins into parking meters to hunt, I feel the primal instinct to look up point it at the Malva. I do not know what it is. A reflection, perhaps. Surely something to do with self-preservation. Malva
I see from a distance, talking to a guy. Every now and then turns to me, as he speaks, and every time he does, I trembling belly. And to make matters worse, it shows me a couple of times.
It 's too. It would be healthy to intervene.
I take up the parking ticket and I get closer to two.
begin getting snippets of phrases.

"... I know, I know. It is very fine."
"My god, of course not!"
"Eh oh well, that we can you do? "
" ... but have you tried a. .. "
" ... try, try. But it has not ... "
" ... poor guy ... "
" ... it is not dangerous, in reality ... "I go

. Increase the pace, terrified that he would make sense given that speech hours fragmented.

"... this is why I want to sell, look."
"... I understand, with a situation like this."
"I can not do more!"
"I understand. Of course. "

I arrived. Those have just stopped talking, but I'm here.
I look a bit 'uncertain.

" So ... You must be the buyer, very happy. "
" My pleasure. And I am very sorry, knows? "
" Please? "

I have a question mark over his head. You see?

" Yes, do not worry, his friend told me about her and this car. "

NoooooOooOoOooOOOOOoooOOo.

not even know where to find the breath to the next question.

"Why? I'm sorry that said? "In all this the

Malva pulls out his poker face and stared at me with eyes accomplice.

" I understand that maybe is not my business, but ... "
" Ma? "
"Well ..."
"Well, what?"
"Come on, the sentimental value of this car."

I look at the Mallow to check if you have something different. sentimental value? It has never been a sentimentalist.

"sentimental value?"
"Yes, for her, I mean."
"For me?" But I'm looking at Mallow, fuck, not this one! The Malva

counter nods solemnly and then back to look at me grimly.

"Look, this machine I do not mean anything." The Malva
starts churning.
"Oh, now do not be shy. She told me about when it was vital to her, if it can not help it."
"Absolutely!" Malva operative, with eyes gleaming, looking for timing.
"We can only apologize for one second?"
"Sure." Malva

Surround me with one arm and took him away.

"Now you tell me what the fuck you up!"
"Nothing."
"Like anything? We are selling a rhythm and that begin to get the daddy. What the hell happened?"
"Stay calm. It's all part of the plan. You do your part and nothing else."
"only I knew what the fuck is this on my side. What did you say, merdaccia?"
"Nothing that was not planned in the mail yesterday."
mauve, look at me in the eyeballs, and trying to figure out is time, or you give up in shit like that. "
"Ok"
"I have to say what the fuck did you tell me!"
"All right, stay calm! The only said that this machine has great sentimental value for you, to justify the higher price of normal prices. "
" And do you think he would pay more for this crap? "
" Yes, here is the genius. This guy look a lot more than the car, believe me. You know, is a fetishist. I caught up just one of those sites and, as we talked of this and that, I stuck the history of the car. "

" Congratulations Malva. But why do not you write a book? "
" Come stop it. Do you understand? It 's a safe plan. "
" It will be as safe as you want, but I do not do shit until you tell me what you told me. "
" If ever one of us. "
" About us? "

Aaaah! ! The second plural! And now aiming straight at me!

"Yes, of us. "
" What we? "
" Come on, come on, you need to attract fetish bang in the face of a taboo subject "
" What the fuck has a fiat rate of taboo? "
" Well look, the sentimental value must exist for all and two, otherwise as I raise the price? I was cornered and had to improvise! "
" Yes, but so what? What do you mean to me about yourself? "
" Just the fact that you and I are together and that this machine is our ballroom. See what I mean, no? "
" My god. Unfortunately, yes. Only you could think of a plan so illogically inhumane. "
" Okay ... When finished with the big words, we can proceed. "
" Proceed with what? "
" Well ... This guy bought the car exalted idea of \u200b\u200bour fucking road, no? "
" Unfortunately yes. Fuck. "
" So ... "
" So? "
" Well, then do two plus two. "
" So what, Mallow? Tell me. "
" So I think we should just get over our shyness and let him see that it's all true. "

Three dots "..."
. I do not know any better.

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