Horoscope for us. I wish it were always this way ...
Aries ♈
You gentle, not at all rowdy and so come in your house dogs and pigs.
Do you have a relentless drive to fix and polish to perfection any metal object in need of your care. Better yet if the object in question is of bronze armor. Just remember, next time you come home in those four losers, to make him the bill.
predestined Profession: Passenger
Toro ♉
of scaramazzoni You, my grandmother would say. Sign on the character a bit 'rude, the bull hates troublesome. Which are the Jehovah's Witnesses or riders of the zodiac, it does not matter. There are cocks. The bull must not break my balls. You will have the attention of a bull only after having demonstrated amply deserved. With the bulls really need sudarsi confidence and, sometimes, to do so should be split by the horns.
predestined Profession: loggers
Gemini ♊
sign twice, along with Pisces and Libra. In the case of Gemini, this duality is reflected in the more prosaic "you are there or are you doing?". The
born under the sign of the twins has a tendency to communicate in a container and, to understand it, you need to read between the lines, the even better, and go beyond the dimension of nature.
Purtrotppo, when you have to do with this sign, you may often end up in the dark dimension, realizing too late to have chosen someone you trust the wrong twin.
predestined Profession: CONSULTANT BANK
Cancer ♋
A name, a program. You were born under the sign of cancer have a good taste for the macabre, is not it?
People like you are quick to send the devil's unwelcome pests. But be careful, not to exaggerate too much, or you'll be to deal with pissed of black snakes, often with hair down to her ass. Terrible, terrible view, is not it? Then, look!
predestined Profession: Rustic
Leone ♌
Dear Lions, outings are not for you. Confusing! First let's cronies and then, at the first set, before the first doubts, you do? Bastardoni do you stand with the weak. Not you! Whether you are home runs or play, behave consistently, please, here or make a big noise. Those who consider you friends are not very happy to be suddenly at ninety, believe me. So good to those who choose to target those who growls and purrs.
predestined Profession: RANGER
Virgin ♍
you wipe the Virgin's customers. Without mincing words, they dried. A sense after another, one thought after another, your friends who come to see us no more hunger, to have their ears ringing, blocked nose, itching all over his body several and, finally, not really knowing what to say.
Try to minimize this your attitude and you will see that you too will be initiated to the joys of the bed. Have faith!
predestined Profession: JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES
Libra ♎
do you live only if clearly needed. In case of extreme danger, you know pull out an extraordinary force, almost to look younger. It 's crazy. Can you solve the most desperate situations, when all seems lost, and since nobody would have bet on you. That's because you spent all the time to make the stracazzi your dear my balance is completely isolated from the rest of the world. But I say, every now and then does not hurt to wake up first, you know?
predestined Profession: GUNSMITH
Scorpio ♏
The islands are not your forte. Prefer by far the continent, with its climate and its open spaces. The mere thought of being surrounded by water makes you get out of my head. On those occasions, you might also become a bit 'violent. Some people can not stand the 'effeminate, especially if armed with Catenazzi and a lot, but a lot of bad luck.
blame them, really? Who the fuck has never been sympathetic Andromeda?
predestined Profession: Palazzinari
Sagittarius ♐
you delegated. Basically, it has delegated. The arrows the clock strikes the other, it is better, they firmly believe. With the result that is difficult to reach you, at home or elsewhere. Not infrequently, one can encounter in Sagittarius impostors who found the door open, there remains the ruby \u200b\u200bto impersonate you. Do not listen to those imitations! True Sagittarius seems that there is really.
predestined Profession: UNEMPLOYED
Capricorn ♑
Testoni and uncritical, here is what you are. Convinced of your position, do not hesitate to stab with a sword of insulting anyone who wants to try to show that you're wrong. Look at you, like those born under the sign of Cancer, the snakes that slither around. Do not care about your insults, and are ready to rub your best weapon for their own purposes. Always put the steering lock to Excalibur, when not in use!
predestined Profession: BORER
Aquarium ♒
You fattened goose all year round and in the end, you do not dare to eat. Do bad far and wide and you never understand where we want to! Feel the cold in nature, aquariums are likely to sink the problems of others. Freeze the freezer, to avoid going to hurt, but do not realize that by doing so, then need Inevitably, a microwave oven. Without the appliance, are forced to suck as if they were icicles, each cibaria in the freezer.
predestined Profession: Fishmongers Fish
♓
Fri pull it from there to the rooms of Arles! Your appearance transcends all things: your job, your friends, your enemies, your home, your universe and, yes exactly, even including your sexuality. It's easy to sbolognare with a flower on someone who is very shit, right? Try to get your hands dirty every now and hurt you with some spine, you'd understand how fast you can really save on mascara! Top women!
Profession predestined: FLORIST
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