Or the complex conjugate or the opposite, or whatever it is, but the concept remains the same: the Dylan offers us this film embodies the greatest misunderstanding literature since the days of Romeo + Juliet .
Kinesthetic understand well that he could not stay out. We have so little material, obviously the film is not yet in theaters, but we are quite a lot, too angry to wait for the disaster.
Now the real question in fact is, you know Dylan Dog? The comic? And his dad, Tiziano Sclavi ? You know him? Because if you have no idea who, what and how you can just go see this movie, with a mountain of popcorn to munch noisily Pallos in conversations between him and her. And probably you will have fun as well.
But if, like us, love Dylan, Sclavi, new authors, the features of Roi and Stano, the designs of Johnny and all Bonelli, well, well and vogliatevi restatevene at home, kids. What you would find in the room could be prejudicial health.
Come to order. Sifting through the trailer frame by frame.
Dylan dog does Superman.
Rupert Everett you will also be a bit 'broken in half to be called in the stories Dylan. Nothing to say, for goodness sake, just get well and leave in peace another Rupert. But of all, Superman? SUPERMAN? If there is a hero
diametrically opposite to Dylan Dog is he!
Dylan suffers from vertigo, claustrophobia, of demofobia and, sometimes, agroafobia. He has a past as an alcoholic, is poor in the barrel, is at odds with the technology, is released promptly by all the girls that you love and those that did not declare eternal fidelity comes at the end of the balloon.
So, tell me how the hell do you choose just the actor who did the super man of the world? At any moment you expect that it can be inserted into a phone booth and via crossover!
But then the choice of clothes, damn it! But I also know that children in the closet of Dylan there are only black jackets, red shirts, jeans and Clarks. Point. Dear Kevin Munroe, read the number 200 and you cry! There is a reason why Dylan does not have to choose the dress! I really hope that the scene said the trailer is the original, you give yourself a few points on the board.
the joke: "Investigating old style is not dead "(0:20 of the trailer linked) you can see Dylan with a paracososcopio not well defined, but still, far too technical for the subject.
Again, dear Kevin Munroe, who the fuck are you doing? There are the likes HG Wells's much more suited to tinker with tecnogingilli bagnanerd that contribute to the collections of these films.
Then there is the not Groucho! And from here on, the damage becomes irreparable.
Groucho is the assistant crowds Dylan Dog, a shoulder essential and magnificent, with a joke humorous cartoon. It 'a show! It' s like a curtain coming down to scan the scene with a laugh. And 'essential in the world of Dylan. And Kevin is doing? Well , sly he takes Groucho, pulls it away and replace it with a zombie.
Now I wonder: how is this coming? That is, no, I say, the Superman steps, beyond what I have said before, throw the bag technology that door, that more and Sherlock Holmes, the steps casual wardrobe that you see at first but, boys, not Groucho ! GROUCHO NO, damn you! They could slaughter
everything! They could set in ancient Egypt, as far as I'm concerned. They could remove the component and make a horror movie for teenagers. They could also give the part of Dylan Eddie Murphy. I swear! But if they had kept Groucho, I would still go see the movie. Groucho
Kaput! No more Groucho! Enough! Finen! We zoztituire with zombies! More modern! More to the hand!
But I say, who knows what will be an exhilarating undead? Know the beats of a lifetime and beyond.
Damn! Came to suspect that something is unconstitutional in all of this!
I hope I have been clear enough, then.
And again, this is just the trailer.
If they were smart, they would not see shit, so we would fall for.
You know? Shit, the movie Dylan Dog! Cheffiagata! It was about time! Maybe there's a cameo by Sclavi! Dai raga, come on! I'm booked! Etc., etc., and scenes of collective hysteria.
But the sight of this willy expressionless that, at times, I think Blade bleached thoroughly fooled, I can only urge you to boycott the film!
ticket to see this tarot costs more than double the price of a genuine roll of paper and ink, if all goes well. For that, you decide.
We will go on sale and then travel to the park, we will not be touched by the doubt that they have become color blind, the sight of a beetle weblog DYD666 completely black!
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